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  • Jul. 24th, 2008 at 11:45 AM
And delicious, as it happens.


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Jay Lake Colon Build: Day 1

  • Jul. 24th, 2008 at 1:27 AM

FoamI started working on the colon for Jay today by cutting out a simple rectangle of 1/4″ foam. Ironically, we call this type of foam “crap” foam which I was not thinking about until I started writing the blog post. It simply had the right pore density for what I wanted.

Barging foamI headed for the ventilation hood to Barge the edges of the foam. Barge is fantastic glue, designed for shoe makers, and has the winning combination of being incredibly strong and toxic. Mm-mm, good. It takes a minimum of five minutes to set, but is workable for up to four hours. Gotta love it.

Sticking barge together Once it’s dry, I just had to pinch the edges together.

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<table> <tr> <td> <p><a href='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/?pp_album=main&amp;pp_cat=&amp;pp_image=Photo_072308_002.jpg' title='Foam'><img src='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_Photo_072308_002.jpg' alt='Foam' width='120' height='90' class='alignright' /></a>I started working on the colon for Jay today by cutting out a simple rectangle of 1/4&#8243; foam. Ironically, we call this type of foam &#8220;crap&#8221; foam which I was not thinking about until I started writing the blog post. It simply had the right pore density for what I wanted. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <p> <a href='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/?pp_album=main&amp;pp_cat=&amp;pp_image=Photo_072308_003.jpg' title='Barging foam'><img src='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_Photo_072308_003.jpg' alt='Barging foam' width='120' height='90' class='alignright' /></a>I headed for the ventilation hood to Barge the edges of the foam. Barge is fantastic glue, designed for shoe makers, and has the winning combination of being incredibly strong and toxic. Mm-mm, good. It takes a minimum of five minutes to set, but is workable for up to four hours. Gotta love it. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <p> <a href='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/?pp_album=main&amp;pp_cat=&amp;pp_image=Photo_072308_004.jpg' title='Sticking barge together'><img src='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_Photo_072308_004.jpg' alt='Sticking barge together' width='120' height='90' class='alignright' /></a> Once it&#8217;s dry, I just had to pinch the edges together. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <p> <a href='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/?pp_album=main&amp;pp_cat=&amp;pp_image=Photo_072308_007.jpg' title='Tube o' foam'><img src='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_Photo_072308_007.jpg' alt='Tube o' foam' width='120' height='90' class='alignright' /></a> Ta-da! A tube o&#8217; foam. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <p> <a href='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/?pp_album=main&amp;pp_cat=&amp;pp_image=Photo_072308_005.jpg' title='Cutting tea-strainer'><img src='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_Photo_072308_005.jpg' alt='Cutting tea-strainer' width='120' height='90' class='alignright' /></a> On to the &#8220;mouth&#8221; mech. Normally, I mill my own mechanisms, but in this case, I was looking at my tea-strainer and darn if the thing wasn&#8217;t the right size. So, I took the rivets out and popped it on the bandsaw to trim the front of it off. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <p> <a href='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/?pp_album=main&amp;pp_cat=&amp;pp_image=Photo_072308_006.jpg' title='Cutting tea-strainer more intelligently'><img src='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_Photo_072308_006.jpg' alt='Cutting tea-strainer more intelligently' width='120' height='90' class='alignright' /></a>Before turning the saw on, I played the game, &#8220;Know where your fingers are,&#8221; and decided to get a pusher so that I was not in such direct proximity to the blade in case things decided to shift.</p> <p>Which they did. The first cut was a piece of cake. When I got to the second one, the blade caught it and tossed it across the room. I&#8217;ve still got no idea where the thing is. I&#8217;ll have to pick up a new one tomorrow and try again. With pliers this time, so I have a firm grip. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <p> <a href='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/?pp_album=main&amp;pp_cat=&amp;pp_image=Photo_072308_008.jpg' title='Beginning to "skin" the colon'><img src='http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_Photo_072308_008.jpg' alt='Begining to "skin" the colon' width='120' height='90' class='alignright' /></a> Though I wouldn&#8217;t normally start skinning a puppet until the mech is in place, because of how I&#8217;m doing this one, I can put the skin on and leave it loose at the end where the &#8220;mouth&#8221; will go. The biggest challenge here is that the seam is just going to show. I&#8217;m making it fairly organic, instead of a straight line. When the rest of the treatment is in place it will, hopefully, be fairly discreet. </p> </td> </tr> </table> <p>I knocked off work around 9:00 so I could catch up with the folks who&#8217;d gone to the Shirley Jackson reading tonight. The Puppet Kitchen is on the same street so I&#8217;d actually gone over at 7:00 to hear the reading, but it was too crowded to get in. Later I heard that there were seats up front. It&#8217;s just as well, I suppose, since I was able to get some work done.</p> <p>Plus, it meant I could join the gang for Chinese food afterwards. I had the colon in my bag. Nick Kaufman asked to see it (blame him) so I hauled it out and made it say hello. Strangely, people found this disturbing. I can&#8217;t imagine why.</p> <a href="http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/journal/jay-lake-colon-build-day-1/#comments">Comments?</a> -- <a href="http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/journal/jay-lake-colon-build-day-1/">Link</a>

I know just where I'll be on September 29th

  • Jul. 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 PM
Yes, I'll be home watching the premier of Season 2 of Chuck!!!

Me, the non-TV watcher. I may even make popcorn. ;o)

Adapting my fiction for puppetry

  • Jul. 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 AM

At Readercon, someone asked me if I had ever made a puppet show from one of my stories.  Two.  Sort of.  Beauty Will Come is something I did for Pixel-Stained Technopeasant day last year and is not really a puppet show, though it might look like one for a moment.

I used toy theater technique to create moving illustrations for an audio story.  If it were a true puppet show, I’d have cut the narration and shown with action rather than words.  Still, it’s the closest thing I’ve got recorded.

I’ve written for stage, but always adapting someone else’s work.  My only original script was for Willamette Radio Workshop’s Murder of Crows.  Huh. I just remembered that Shades of Milk and Honey started as a radio script for a serial.

T-rexThe other puppet show from my fiction is a monologue by a talking dinosaur, which was a short I wrote in first person, so it was kind of a no brainer about adapting it for stage. Most of my short fiction is ill-suited to puppetry either because it’s an all human cast or because there are too many scenic locations to work for stage. Hm… Evil Robot Monkey and Clockwork Chickadee are the only ones that I can think of that might make the transition. Everything else? Too many people and very little reason to need puppets.

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Bad brain! Bad! Stop it now!

  • Jul. 23rd, 2008 at 9:54 AM
 OK, this is getting silly.

Last night, I dreamed pretty much an entire episode of Torchwood, which featured an alternate version of Captain Jack tricking an alternate version of Gwen (who appeared to be a ditzy single mum) out of the money to pay for his new central heating boiler.


For good measure, there was also some Doctor Who episode stuff which involved an Earth so radically different from our own that they had only had six series of Big Brother.



Frankly, this is my brain, taking the piss.

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Oh Joy

  • Jul. 22nd, 2008 at 11:59 PM
We have apparently managed to dig a deep scratch into our CD of Lego Indiana Jones, to the point that the Wii won't recognise it (don't ask me how we managed this, I have no idea). Brand-new CD (3-4 weeks old, not a whole lot of play).

Arg.

Amusing facts of the day

  • Jul. 22nd, 2008 at 8:53 PM
Reasons that allowed you to divorce your wife in the Tang dynasty:
#9: if she fell incurably ill.

Nice.

Though I do note that they had the right to divorce for reasons of incompatibility between spouses. Pretty modern, that, though I have no idea how often it was applied.

Also, those princesses of the Tang dynasty were pretty scary: "We have a little power? Cool, let's raze entire districts and build ourselves lavish palaces" (there's a particularly hilarious anecdote about one of them walking into the house of a disgraced chief minister and announcing she wanted to buy it--about ten milliseconds before her crew of workmen burst in and started dismantling entire halls under the horrified gaze of the inhabitants).

Todd Oliver and Irving

  • Jul. 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 PM

I’ve been a professional puppeteer for almost twenty years now and I’ve never seen anything quite as disconcerting as ventriloquist, Todd Oliver and his dog Irving.

That’s right. A ventriloquist with a real dog.

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From the horoscope logs...

  • Jul. 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 AM
In your work environment, your projects and your professional career seem to be stalling at the moment. You’re basically waiting for a green light...Having to wait like this is costing you your last nerve and yet there is nothing you can do.

...and yet there is nothing you can do.!!!!!

::runs around room screaming::

Damned talking fish...

  • Jul. 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 AM
 There I am, wrangling with the plot of "The Maiden On The Mountain", when one of the characters - an old carp who gets killed off for a celebratory meal - suddenly decides HE wants to be the secret mover behind the entire story.

OK, I seem to recall there IS a Chinese traidition of wise, talking fish (though I'll have to check), but there's been NO foreshadowing, there's NO logic, and there's NO reason to expect my readership to blithely accept that a severed carp head does the plot explanation in the coda that wraps everything up logically.   Hell, if I don't believe it, how can I expect anyone else to?

Shut up, damned talking fish...



In other news, I dreamt I was discussing a different version of 2001's last half hour with Stanley Kubrick.



My head scares me!

  

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WorldCon ‘08 schedule

  • Jul. 21st, 2008 at 1:26 PM

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I have my official schedule for World Con now.

Launch Pad: Astronomy for Writers
Wednesday, 11:30 a.m.
Launch Pad is a week-long crash course in modern astronomy for writers founded by Mike Brotherton and held each summer at the University of Wyoming. NASA foots the bill with the goald of increasing the quality and quantity of astronomy reaching the public. Come hear instructors and participants discuss the experience.

Schmoozing 101
Wednesday, 1:00 p.m.
Conventions offer a chance to meet some of the top names in the field. How can you take advantage of that without coming off like a weasel? Learn about the etiquette of talking to editors and how to effectively ‘work a room.’

Survival Tips for the Beginning Writer
Wednesday, 4:00 p.m.
Once the story is written, what happens next? Panelists talk about cover letters, manuscript tracking, rejectomancy and other blunders that they learned about the hard way.

Reading
Thursday, 4:00 pm
I haven’t decided what story I’m going to read yet.

How to Give an Effective Reading - Workshop
Friday, 10:00 a.m.
You may be a good writer, but reading aloud is a separate skill. Learn to make your words sound as great out loud as they do on the page. Using both demonstration and audience participation, we will explore voicing, narration and pacing.

Strolling with the Stars
Sunday, 9:00 a.m.
To encourage a healthier, more active environment at Denvention 3 we are scheduling a 9AM walk every morning. We’ll leave from under the Big Blue Bear at the Colorado Convention Center, and we’ll stroll for a leisurely mile through downtown Denver. Each day’s walk will be led by a Famous AuthorTM, Artist, Editor or Scientist who will not only lead the walk but will interact with the participants. Join luminaries like Frank Wu, David Brin, Jay Lake, Ellen Datlow, John Picacio, Lou Anders, Paul Cornell, Scott Edelman, Mary Robinette Kowal and Stephen H. Segal for a gentle, friendly stroll to get the day started on an upbeat note.

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Kill them all, let God sort them out...

  • Jul. 21st, 2008 at 5:28 PM
Cheerfully tasteless game: 

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html


Managed to create a parasite that killed off everyone on the planet.   Fun!


Chores

  • Jul. 21st, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Went to the park and jogged, got dry-mouth because I'm a bit congested. I hate that.

Finished running off my BU flyers for Conestoga, preparing my introductions, and printing out a copy of the cover of WOTF XXIV to carry around.

Sent a story off to AnthologyBuilder. Someone on a forum commented about the low financial return there, (my stories get between 11 and 28 cents each time they sell....it's complicated) to which I replied that the point of AB is (for me) not to make big bucks but rather to make certain that my stories are available for purchase in print form.

(I'm not delusional. I don't think there are slavering hordes of people aching to buy my short stories, but then again you never know. Maybe someday. I actually have this idea of, after I sell all the Dragon stories, puting them together in an AB anthology...rather like a chapbook. It's an interesting idea....Oh yeah, I just have to sell all the stories first. Anybody wanna buy a series?)

The Steampunk Gibson Chairio9 covered our panel on steampunk design.

One of the most interesting panels at this year’s Readercon was an exploration of the steampunk design movement, as it emerged into the mainstream with May’s New York Times Style article. Writer/puppeteer Mary Robinette Kowal, YA fantasy novelist Holly Black, Tor editor Liz Gorinsky, and speculative fiction writer Sarah Micklem gathered to show off their steampunk creations, discuss steampunk’s literary origins, share their favorite steampunk websites … and, of course, to design a Gibson chair for the fannish masses.

I told someone that I had been tempted to take an easel and pad and draw the chair as we designed it, using a Morris Chair1 as the base. Ha! Like I’d have been able to do that and participate in the discussion at the same time.

But… I did do it this morning over breakfast, after a commenter in the thread at io9 suggested that such a thing might be made if only there were a design.

  1. The title of the panel relates to Gibson Girls, William Gibson and the Morris Chair []
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Jul. 21st, 2008

  • 8:47 AM
 "Enter the Sky Man" is now up in the July issue of A Fly in Amber.

In kitten-related news, the faster we close off places they're not supposed to go, the faster they find new ones. Gabriel has developed a tendency to climb into my wardrobe and sleep in my underwear, and Lucifer being Lucifer she just has to do what her sister is doing. It's a canvas wardrobe - and lopsided - so it's not as simple as closing the door. Pushing boxes up against it hasn't helped. Last night, after half an hour of removing them only to have them climb back in, I pegged it shut. This morning, they climbed up on top instead.

Back in NYC from Readercon 8

  • Jul. 21st, 2008 at 12:54 AM

I spent the train trip alternating between writing a new short story and reading Ekaterina Sedia’s Alchemy of Stone. I say “alternated” by which I mean that I took a break from writing the story, read half of Alchemy and then we were in NYC.

The apartment is empty without Rob, again, but he left me a note1 and dinner in the fridge.  I caught up on SFWA stuff over cold sesame noodles and now I’m headed off to bed.

  1. No. That’s private []
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And there was great rejoicing....

  • Jul. 20th, 2008 at 6:06 PM
1) I was accepted into Codex today. Now I have to read the e-mail with all the rules, then go look at the forums.....see you in a week or two.....

2) They booked the plane tickets for WOTF today (leaving on the 10th.) I was really worried there for a while. (I know most of the people are still waiting.)

Readercon 08: Day Two and Three

  • Jul. 20th, 2008 at 6:01 PM

Saturday I went to fewer panels and spent more time hanging out with friends.

The morning started with the Codex breakfast, which featured a completely different group of Codexians than we had at the retreat. It was good to see Elaine Isaak, Doug Cohen, Joy Marchand,1 Cat Rambo, David Walton, Erin Underwood and Will McIntosh, who brought his lovely wife. We also had the special guests Kris Dikeman and Justine Graykin2 joining us. It’s fun to catch up with writers who I know online but only get to see at cons.

After that, I headed for a panel, walked into the room which was FREEZING and decided to go get a sweater and, um, took a nap instead of returning.

Had lunch with Amy Tibbets, John Joseph Adams, Chris Cevasco, Doug Cohen and then two people whose names I should remember in full because I really liked both of them. Amy Eastment, the mask making engineer, and John the horror writer. 3

I listened to Ekaterina Sedia talk about how she wrote Alchemy of Stone. The book sounded fascinating so I picked up a copy and the first chapter is great. I’m looking forward to continuing the book on the train trip home. The main character is a mechanical girl! Sweet.

I also got to spend a lot of time hanging out with David Anthony Durham,4 who is one of my new favorite people. On Friday he hosted an interesting discussion about crossing over into SF. The gist of which is that there’s not that much difference between writing a historic novel and a fantasy novel, in that you are still having to let the reader know about customs and lands with which they are unfamiliar. Still have to create compelling characters and dynamic plots. The difference comes in how it’s marketed.

Let’s see… Sunday I went out for coffee with Mary Hobbson and Genevieve Valentine then headed off to the panel on the Aesthetics of Online Magazines. They spent way too much time talking about the market forces of online magazines. Granted, that informs the aesthetic, but I wanted to hear more about the aesthetics of content and form.

My panel on podcasting was similar, I think. We covered some interesting topics, but mostly it devolved into a “please use your microphone responsibly”5 with some brief flourishes of “this is where podcasting can go.” Liz Gorinsky had some good things to say about how other fields handle podcasting, but we kept tangenting away from those points so I’ll have to find her later and see what she had to say that we skipped.

On the whole it was a grand time. Highlights include: sushi with David Anthony Durham, drinks with Jenn Jackson and Michael Curry,6 the Codex breakfast, reading with my Tabula Rasa group — who had rocking stories that I’d never heard, and Friday’s steampunk panel.

Tomorrow, I leave all this behind and build that springer spaniel.

  1. Did not get enough time with Joy []
  2. who was in Shimmer’s Pirate issue []
  3. I should start taking notes, because I am such crap with names. []
  4. Campbell nominee and author of Acacia []
  5. I am guilty of causing one of those tangents []
  6. not the award-winning puppeteer []
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GUD contest

  • Jul. 20th, 2008 at 11:04 AM
GUD are having a pre-launch contest for issue 3. tlmorganfield's story "Night Bird Soaring" is in there and they need 100 entries to run the contest.

Spread the word! :-D

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Big surprise

  • Jul. 20th, 2008 at 9:56 AM
I am currently working on a new novella.

But not the one I am supposed to be working on!

:D

And I saw Mama Mia with the girls last night, also catching up on much gossip and getting a promise of duck and partrige from E's boyfriend. Yay! Oh yeah, I enjoyed the film too. Laughed and laughed, especially at the end. If you haven't seen it stay for the credits. Really.

Is it worrying that the prospect of roast duck gets me all excited though?

Anyway, back to reality as the kids need feeding. Again. *sigh*